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The Plot: The Beast That Killed Women begins in the hospital where a wounded man lays while being questioned by a police officer. It seems he and his wife were the victims of some kind of animal attack at the local nudist camp. From his bed he begins to tell the terrifying tale of what happened at “The Camp”.
In a flashback sequence we’re taken to the couple’s home where it’s decided by the two, to stay at “The Camp” through the weekend. You see, “The Camp” is a nudist colony in which they own membership in. So off they go where they end up joining other couples for a weekend of nude frolicking and other naked activities. Shortly after arriving, they disrobe and join in on all the naked fun. This includes nude swimming, nude sunbathing and nude volleyball games. In fact, just about everything they do at the camp requires no clothes.
One evening while most everyone is asleep, a gorilla emerges from the nearby brush to attack and kill a woman (oddly enough, a fully clothed woman) on a midnight stroll. The woman’s body is found the next day and as more time passes, more attacks occur, only this time there are witnesses that claim the beast is a gorilla. The police then put together a scheme to capture the hairy critter using a decoy female officer. Do they succeed in killing the man in the gorilla suit, I mean the gorilla, or will the hairy beast continue to have its way with all the naked flesh at “The Camp”?
The Takeaway: The Beast That Killed Women is exploitation at its finest. It’s not about the silly story, or a man in a really bad gorilla suit, it’s about how many naked women a horny director can get in front of a camera, and maybe with a bit of luck, get laid while making a cheap-ass flick. Director Barry Mahon makes no attempt what-so-ever to expose penis in his film, I mean, why would he? Sure, we see a few male backsides, but aside from that, approximately 95% of the men are clothed (most in swimming trunks). The women on the other hand are all running around completely naked. Many of these shots are from their backsides and all of them cover their pubic region, so we never see anything but ass and breasts. But don’t let that get you down (pun intended) because there are plenty of breasts to be seen. So how’s the film stack up in regards to filmmaking? Who cares! I mean you got a guy running around in a $50 gorilla suit and a ton of naked ladies. Am I really supposed to care about the quality of the film? Uh, no…
Film Facts: The Beast That Killed Women was directed by Barry Mahon and written by Clelle Mahon. With 54 directorial credits on Mahon’s IMDB resume, the man kept himself busy in the Nudie Cutie filmmaking business. Some titles include The Adventures of Busty Brown (1964), The Girl with the Magic Box (1965) and A Good Time with a Bad Girl (1967) to name a few. Writer Clelle Mahon (which I suspect is the wife of said director) wrote only three titles, She Should Have Stayed in Bed (1963), Nudes on Tiger Reef (1965) and the film in question here, The Beast That Killed Women . All of which where directed by Barry Mahon.
Thoughts In My Head: – Ahh, the good’ol days, sigh, there’s no more smoking in hospitals – Thank god this movie is only 60 minutes long – It’s off to “The Camp” for an even tan, yeah, right… – Quality acting – Most of these nudist aren’t pleasant to look at – At night everyone stays dressed, so its true, they really did want an even tan – Oh, a man in a cheap gorilla suit, and he’s short too – When screaming, isn’t noise supposed to come out of your mouth? – This gorilla sounds like an injured dolphin – I love large puffy nipples – Oh, black boobs, delish… – These people are morbid (as they flock to see a dead body) – Why are the men running around dressed? – The cop can’t act worth a shit (well, no one can for that matter) – Get fully naked bitches! After all, this is a nudist colony, not a topless colony – “I cant’s sleep” (says the next victim) – OK, WTF, as the movie progresses people are getting less naked – Oh shit, there’s the gorilla again – “help” “help” “the giant monster has my husband” Uh, hello, the ape is like 5 feet tall, giant? – Wow, the acting is atrocious – Is that a bottle of milk that came out of that coke machine – This fucking gorilla is scaring off all the naked chicks – With all the people leaving, who will the gorilla target next – Shouldn’t the under cover cop get naked too? – There’s still a lot of nudist left, safety in numbers I suppose – The decoy (the undercover cop) has clothes on, fuck that shit – Then again, the gorilla has only attacked people in clothes – The chase is one, the beast will never get away – Oh, I see how you are. Now that the beast is gone you’re coming back to the camp (sonsabitches) – Now that the beast is dead, can we get some pussy
Favorite Badass or Badass Moment: The gorilla. C’mon, he scared the whole fucking camp away Favorite Boobs or Boobs in a Scene: So many to choose from. Any woman with large puffy nipples Favorite Death Scene: Sorry kids, no favorite deaths in this one
Boob Count: 68 pair Body Count: 2
IMDB Rating: 2.2 / 10 My Rating: 3.5 / 10
Final Thoughts: The Beast That Killed Women is not a very well made film. Truth be told, I’m thankful it was only 60 minutes long. Divide 68 x 60 and you get 1.13 pair of boobs per minute. You just can’t buy boob quantities like that these days thus I have to recommend this to boob lovers across the globe.
theipc on November 13, 2012 at 9:24 am said: I am SO all over this for my new site. Thanks for the recommendation!! (I think you’ll enjoy today’s post BTW). Reply Mike on November 13, 2012 at 9:49 am said: This is right up your alley, at least for coverage on your new site. Reply
I am SO all over this for my new site. Thanks for the recommendation!! (I think you’ll enjoy today’s post BTW).
Mike on November 13, 2012 at 9:49 am said: This is right up your alley, at least for coverage on your new site. Reply
This is right up your alley, at least for coverage on your new site.
jmount43 on November 13, 2012 at 3:19 pm said: You counted each and every pair of boobs, didn’t you? :) Reply Mike on November 13, 2012 at 4:11 pm said: Yes, yes I did :-) Reply
You counted each and every pair of boobs, didn’t you? :)
Mike on November 13, 2012 at 4:11 pm said: Yes, yes I did :-) Reply
Yes, yes I did :-)
mistylayne on November 13, 2012 at 9:16 pm said: *giggles* I like a good exploitation, boobs I can take or leave so yeah, probably gonna try to find this one. Reply Mike on November 14, 2012 at 4:04 am said: Despite all the boobs, a story does exist, albeit thin as ice :-) Reply
*giggles* I like a good exploitation, boobs I can take or leave so yeah, probably gonna try to find this one.
Mike on November 14, 2012 at 4:04 am said: Despite all the boobs, a story does exist, albeit thin as ice :-) Reply
Despite all the boobs, a story does exist, albeit thin as ice :-)
Tyson Carter on November 14, 2012 at 4:36 pm said: Great boob count! Do you do a tally chart whilst watching? :) Reply Mike on November 14, 2012 at 4:53 pm said: Of course! Reply
Great boob count! Do you do a tally chart whilst watching? :)
Mike on November 14, 2012 at 4:53 pm said: Of course! Reply
Of course!
theipc on December 17, 2012 at 10:15 am said: Reblogged this on LET'S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE IN! and commented: Today marks a day where I roll out a new feature here – I don’t have a fancy name for it yet but every Monday I am going to reblog a post from my man Mike’s site at BADASSESBOOBSANDBODYCOUNTS.COM! His shit is great and deserves to get double exposure! Today we’ll get started with a showing of THE BEAST THAT KILLED WOMEN ~ 1965 Reply
Reblogged this on LET'S SNEAK IN TO THE DRIVE IN! and commented: Today marks a day where I roll out a new feature here – I don’t have a fancy name for it yet but every Monday I am going to reblog a post from my man Mike’s site at BADASSESBOOBSANDBODYCOUNTS.COM! His shit is great and deserves to get double exposure! Today we’ll get started with a showing of THE BEAST THAT KILLED WOMEN ~ 1965
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