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The Plot: Enemy Gold begins in a time of civil unrest and Civil War. Soldiers are told to take a small group of men behind the lines to extract gold from the enemy. The mission ends with all but two of the soldiers dying. These two soldiers succeeded in finding the gold as we see them burying it and marking a tree with a knife before dying themselves.
Next we’re introduced to modern day Federal Agents Chris Cannon (Bruce Penhall), Mark Austin (Mark Barriere) and Becky Midnite (Suzi Simpson). All three are on a scouting mission to bust drug manufacturers deep in the woods. After finding cocaine in a small cabin guarded by thugs, the three successfully bust the operation wide open, or do they? Agent Dickson (Alan Abelew), who shows up shortly after the bust, informs the three that the search was illegal, therefore the bust is invalid. Dickson then dismisses the three telling them they are on inactive duty until further notice.
After this, we learn that Dickson is directly tied to drug dealer Santiago (Rodrigo Obregon). We also meet Santiago’s personal assassin, Jewel Panther (Julie Strain). It’s here that Dickson gives Santiago a device allowing him to keep track of the three inoperative agents (whom are now on vacation camping in the woods). This eventually leads Santiago and his thugs to the gold that the three vacationing agents accidentally stumbled across while in the woods.
The Takeaway: I wasn’t sure what to expect with Enemy Gold prior to watching it as I had never seen it before. While doing a bit of research on the film I learned that it wasn’t directed by Andy Sidaris. Enemy Gold was directed by Christian Drew Sidaris, the son of Andy Sidaris, and second assistant director to most of the Andy Sidaris’ films. With that said, I went into the film with the hope of seeing something new and fresh. What Enemy Gold ends up being is very similar to that of what Andy Sidaris had been directing and producing years before. Removed from the Enemy Gold story is the L.E.T.H.A.L. organization and most of the familiar cast of characters Andy Sidaris worked so hard to build in his films, with the exception of Bruce Penhall and Rodrigo Obregon. The story however is interesting as it ties the Civil War era to modern day and does so through the childhood of the two male leads, Chris Cannon (Penhall) and Mark Austin (Barriere). However, all three leads (including Simpson) are up to the same old tricks that Sidaris laid down years earlier, thus making Enemy Gold feel very much like an Andy Sidaris directed film. In fact, the film is so similar in context to that of an Andy Sidaris film, that you’d likely not know there was a director change if you didn’t read film credits. I guess this is a compliment to Christian Drew Sidaris as Enemy Gold is rather fun to sit through despite it retreading earlier, familiar grounds.
Film Facts: Enemy Gold was written by Wess Rahn and Christian Drew Sidaris. It was directed by Christian Drew Sidaris and produced by Andy and Arlene Sidaris. Enemy Gold was released in 1993. The ladies of interest appearing in Enemy Gold are both B-Movie Queen Julie Strain as Jewel Panther and former Playboy Playmate and actress Suzi Simpson as Becky Midnite. Prior to appearing in Enemy Gold , Simpson appeared in Playboy magazine for the month of January, 1992. She also appeared in several related Playboy videos afterwards. Beyond Enemy Gold , Simpsons credits are limited to 3 other productions, the TV series Eden (1993), The Last Road (1997) and Rock Star (2001).
You can find out more about Andy Sidaris and his films at the Andy Sidaris Website run by his beautiful wife, Arlene Sidaris. You can also visit my review of Hard Ticket To Hawaii to learn a little more about Andy Sidaris.
Thoughts In My Head: - Ouch, the fight choreography in this film hurts to watch - Hey, the 90′s called and they want their mullets back - None of these Federal Agents ever show their credentials - Oh yeah, Santiago is a ladies man, nail those two in the shower - With this music, I feels as though I’m watching porn - Jewel is over-acting her toughness - A nice cold shower means hard nipples - These agents celebrate kills as though playing a video game - Dickson’s a real cock sucker - Meow, cat-fight! - Santiago and Dickson need to get a room, or just kill each other
Favorite Badass or Badass Moment: Suzi Simpson as Becky Midnite, her name alone says it all Favorite Boobs or Boobs in a Scene: Suzi Simpson as Becky Midnite, her boobs are perfect Favorite Death Scene: Mullet man, he goes boom with an exploding arrow to the chest
Boob Count: 10 pair Body Count: 9
IMDB Rating: 3.9 / 10 My Rating: 4.5 / 10
Final Thoughts: Although the story of Enemy Gold is slightly different than that of the Andy Sidaris films before it, it feels very much like an Andy Sidaris film. If Christian Drew Sidaris intended on breaking away from the Andy Sidaris look and feel, then Enemy Gold fails. If however he intended it to be an extension of his fathers work, then he’s succeeded on all levels.
The Plot: Hard Hunted begins in the Hawaiian islands when Kane (Geoffrey Moore) receives a small Buddha-shaped jade figurine while on his boat. He tells his sexy female companions, Silk (Carolyn Liu) and Mika (Mika Quintard), that the figurine is the worlds most valuable object and that it will make him a very powerful man. Once the figurine is locked away in a safe place (in the boats safe), Mika slips a sleeping agent into Kane’s drink and then proceeds to steal the figurine removing it from the boat.
Meanwhile in another part of the islands, we’re introduced to Ava (Ava Cadell) who works as a DJ at KSXY radio (in a bikini no less). Ava’s so-called partner, Edy (Cynthia Brimhall), works at the adjoined club as a singer/dancer but also has a tie-in with KSXY radio as she freely comes and goes from the radio station. It’s here we learn that Ava and Edy are Federal Agents who use the radio station to communicate messages to other operatives via the airwaves.
Next we’re introduced to Lucas (Tony Peck) who manages the team of L.E.T.H.A.L. from the Pentagon (this is the agency the girls belong to). We’re told that the jade figurine stolen from Kane actually contains a deadly nuclear weapon trigger known as a ‘claistron relay’ and if acquired by Kane, it would complete a nuclear weapon that Kane is having built. This of course would mean certain doom and the girls aren’t going to let that happen.
The Takeaway: God bless Andy Sidaris. I knew from the moment I started Hard Hunted that I was in for a good time and that I wasn’t going to have to worry about high production values. Right off the bat we get Cynthia Brimhall as Edy doing her lounge act in a skin tight outfit (with boobs nearly bursting out). Then we meet Ava (played by the stunningly beautiful Ava Cadell) whom works as a DJ in a bikini (I mean this woman might as well have been naked). Then there’s the office assistant who fetches coffee in a skin tight red-leather bikini. Had I known that women in radio dressed like this, I would have changed my major to communications real quick.
If dressing for work nearly naked wasn’t enough, then hold on, because later in the film they actually do work naked, well, almost naked. Ava proceeds to do her radio show from a hot tub topless alongside her topless office assistant. It seems that Ava works from wherever she wants wearing whatever she wants. She just totes along that cordless microphone sending coded messages to other agents. And naturally, while the other female agents are supposed to be standing watch for the bad guys, they always end up naked having sex with their male counter-parts. All that being said, does the story or production quality of Hard Hunted really matter? No, it doesn’t. God Bless Andy Sidaris.
Film Facts: Hard Hunted was written and directed by Andy Sidaris and was produced by Arlene Sidaris. The film was distributed by Malibu Bay Films and was released in 1992. At this point in the Andy Sidaris filmography we’re starting to see similar plot lines and faces. Back in Hard Hunted are Donna Speir, Roberta Vasquez, Bruce Penhall, Cynthia Brimhall, Al Leong and Rodrigo Obregon (all whom have appeared in previous Sidaris productions). The only newcomer is Geoffrey Moore, whom replaced Pat Morita as Kane. As a performer, Geoffrey Moore is lackluster to say the least and as I stated below “Kane is the single least threatening bad guy in cinematic history (even worse than Erik Estrada)”. As an actor, Geoffrey Moore only appeared in one other film after he appeared in Hard Hunted , and that’s Andy Sidaris’ Fit to Kill (1993).
Thoughts In My Head: - That’s it, tease us with lesbian sex - Edy, you can’t sing worth a shit, seriously… But you look fantastic! - I really want to work at KSXY radio - Al Leong’s fumanchu is amazing - Cole (Buzzy Kerbox) couldn’t act his way out of a paper bag - BOOM MIC! - Pico’s pirate patch is so awesome - Sexy time with Edy - This jade Buddha must be terribly important - OK, now the KSXY disc jockey’s are working topless, YES… - Ava Cadell’s boobs are glorious - Kane is the single least threatening bad guy in cinematic history (even worse than Erik Estrada) - More sexy time with Edy - While we’re waiting for the bad guys, lets have sex - More sex on the beach with Donna - The more films Dona Speir does with Andy, the less she gets naked, for shame… - There’s a million people on this VERY SMALL ISLAND yet no one can find Donna - As a L.E.T.H.A.L. lady, Silk is completely worthless
Favorite Badass or Badass Moment: Al Leong for playing the part of Raven Favorite Boobs or Boobs in a Scene: Ava, what an amazing rack! Favorite Death Scene: Cole’s death. Nothing beats a machete through the chest, right Jason?
Boob Count: 10 pair Body Count: 14
IMDB Rating: 2.6 / 10 My Rating: 4.0 / 10
Final Thoughts: Hard Hunted is a slightly below average film from Andy Sidaris. There’s a lack of depth to the story and the pacing feels a bit off at times (in other words, slow). These things however can be over-looked with all the half-naked women who at times go to work that way.
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